With 2 Broke Girls on hiatus until September, I won’t be updating much, if at all. So if you want to see new content on here, feel free to submit or ask something. :)

My ass is asleep, which kinda goes against my theory that it just won’t quit.

nursejack:

Max / Johnny :(

(Source: helloeverything)

‘How are we gonna get to a ball!?’

(Source: someonewillcare)

I mean, I love pizza too, but that doesn’t mean I have to marry Papa John.

Sophie. (via krebaza)
ohnotom:

“Don’t breath on him either! His whole head is a nose, he can’t handle that!”

ohnotom:

“Don’t breath on him either! His whole head is a nose, he can’t handle that!”

(Source: blesslopez)

(Source: lulusaurus)

(via supagirl)

maryjean20:

Season Finale 2 Broke Girls!!!

The hour season finale of 2 Broke Girls starts tonight at 8 EST on CBS!

Just two days until the one hour season finale of 2 Broke Girls!

 

Caroline: We can't turn into those people who work and work just to pay their bills and don't have any time to pursue their dreams.
Max: You mean Americans?
Peach: I'm looking for Max.... I think her last name is Black. OH Sorry, it might be African American.
Earl: You think her name is Max African American.